Only You

The streets of London are miserable places. In the day, swarmed by suit-clad parasites: lawyers with receding hair and a gut full of money. Bankers that drip grease down...

Bisto

When Bisto was christened, the priest sighed.

It was fair enough really, that the parents should be able to choose the...

The Squid

None of us knows where the squid came from. It first appeared on the seventh, eighth, ninth pages of newspapers before graduating to the rolling strip of...